Grandma talking about Penises
My grandma going on a rant on Christmas -- about why she doesn't like Conan (because he talks about things that are "filthy," like penises and testicles). Then my grandpa acts a general fool and wears a bow as a bracelet.
Author: Saxwoman2
Keywords: grandma grandpa penis penises testicles christmas conversation
Added: January 8, 2009
I finally found you
Tyler: Faith i'll see you tomorrow okay? Faith: okay tell Mel i said bye and i'll see you and her tomorrow Joe: bye ty. Tell mel i said i love her and i'll see her tomorrow! ty: yes Joe * everyone says goodbye* Mel walks out holding her stomach Ty: mel u okay Mel: uuugh no. oh a letter? ty: i think its from Joe Mel: awh ** letterrrrrr* mel, Kevin was right. i didnt sleep becuase i was scared. For you and i was by your side everyday for hours singing to you and just thinking about YOU! i really like you a lot! and when your done with surgery....i will be by your side.....and i'm going to take you to on a date -JOE! * mel-Awwww. hes so cute ty: u said you werent feeling well mel: yeah i dont have sugery on my arm i didnt feel well and the doctor said i could stay to see if i have something and he said it was just a cold so i could go home tomorrow. ty: oh okay well its late so gnight and feel better when your sick its boring you just sit there all tired and stuff Mel: i'll try ty * THEY NEXT DAY AT THE JONAS HOUSE* Faith: okay Joe sit down! joe: what? Faith: i have news about the one we call mel Joe: whats wrong? Faith: she has a cold. joe: oh well im going to see if she alright. Faith: KEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVViiiiiiiN! we need a ride\ Kevin: its 10 o'clock and im tired he wants to see mel doesnt he? faith: yeah JOES OUT OF THE ROOM BTW Kevin: he really likes her fiath: even love Kevin: yeah i know lets drive him faith: kk Nick: were we going faith: to see mel well pick her up she has a cold nick: awh well im going to see my best friend too faith: ugh okay everyone! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ mel: yoyo ty im bored ty: your sick mel: and your ugly ty: and your annoying mel: and your a tart ty: and your stupid mel: yeah yeah keep talking then maybe one day youll say something smart ty: well uh your dumb mel: now i know why mamals eat their children ty: whats that supposed to mean mel: you annoy me ty: what evs mel: stop iM talking to me like that i confused myself Joe: ahh that 3 mins was cute hey hon mel: hey im sick dont kiss me but hug? joe: id rather just kiss you mel: whatever* they kiss* nick: ew gross yuck! joe: shut up mel: hey best friend nick: heys! * they hug and Joe is getting jelous* joe: uhm! mel why dont we go sign you out you ready mel: yup kevin: oh faith i called carrie faith: WHAT SHE SAT WHAT SHE SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kevin: calm! haha she said yes im picking her up tonigh! and im taking her to the Mariot. faith: KEViN! THAT iS THE FANCiEST PLACE iN TOWN! kevin: i know! ty: hey faith! faith: hehe tyler! ty: i was thinking why dont we go out tonight? faith: where? ty: Well i know a really cooll place the chandelire. faith: Oh i would LOVE to go with you ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ that night mel: faith your going to look Great! * her hair is curled and has sparkles in it and a silver bubble dress with black half boots and a clutch purse and all bracelets on and stuff* mel: you look FANTASTiC faith: aha thanks joe: hey i was wondering----------woah! faith: wondering what? joe: well why barney doesnt have concerts but wow you look nice mel: fantastic nick: fay ty's here faith: eeeeeepppppp mel: i KNOW! ahhhh okay go go go and tell me everything and oh can you pick me up a smoothie? fiath: No! mel: i'll just make ty get me one...walking away* OH TYLERRRRRRRR if you wanna live you'll listen to me joe: hahaa nick: aha faith: wow ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEENNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTT and check out imawesomeinsomanyway's stories and alyajfan10!!!!!!!!!!! please
Author: melzy1234
Keywords: brothers JB jonas OneTrueMedia
Added: January 8, 2009
how to make a yarn braclet :]
just how to make a yarn bracelet hope you enjoy :D
Author: BestofaFriend10
Keywords: how to make yarn bracelet bestofafriend10
Added: January 8, 2009
Cotton Candy Guy
haha i accidently uploaded the wrong video before. But Anthony still said it: "When the pens are losing, i stay for this man."
Author: MacyBird627
Keywords: Cotton Candy Guy Sidney Crosby Pitsburgh Penguins Kris Letang Easter Bunny Contest Bench Pressing Boy Poop Bracelet Munch Eat Yes Love y Macy Anthony Pens
Added: January 8, 2009
Bamboo Shoots @ Nara Sushi in Richmond, VA
Bamboo Shoots perform Tom Cruise at Nara Sushi in Richmond, VA.
Author: speedingstarr
Keywords: Bamboo Shoots BambooShoots Nara Sushi NaraSushi houseparty inxs dance rock band lovers screamers prince crowd dancing drums glow in the dark snap bracelet pastry puff
Added: January 8, 2009
Anouk # 11
LiVE iN GELREDOME 2008 MORE THAN YOU DESERVE Lyrics # What about those songs you sang my love Were they meant for her And all those words you never said before What about those kisses in my sleep Were they meant for her Tomorrow will be fine Yeah just a little while Oh no this ain't no way to live 'Cause i will be Watching every step, scared i won't find you again 'Cause if i leave you by yourself then you can hide away i'll be watching every step, scared i won't find you again 'Cause if i leave you by yourself, yeah What about that bracelet in your car Was it meant for her i am more than you deserve Tomorrow will be fine Oh no this ain't no way to live 'Cause i will be Watching every step, scared i won't find you again 'Cause if i leave you by yourself then you can hide away i'll be watching every step, scared i won't find you again 'Cause if i leave you by yourself, yeah 'Cause if i leave you by yourself, yeah Why couldn't you just lie, suicide Why couldn't you just lie Watching every step, scared i won't find you again 'Cause if i leave you by yourself then you can hide away i'll be watching every step, scared i won't find you again 'Cause if i leave you by yourself Don't you waste my time, suicide, suicide Don't you waste my time, suicide yeah i am more than you deserve i am more than you deserve i am more than you deserve
Author: aprilnjo127
Keywords: anouk
Added: January 8, 2009
NATLS Season 2 Chapter 27 pt. 3
WELCOME TO NATLS or better known as Not Another Teenage Love Story Please read! Sorry this took so long but Thank you to everyone who answered my mini questionnaire, i really appreciate the responses;; so heres my decision.. A)i AM going to do a 5 chapter marathon, and i will try to get them out before wendsday. B)There will be PLENTY more Nelena.. because thats who you all picked C)Most of you really dnt care if i do a new one as long as i keep this one going but i am and the trailer will be out next week;; sadly Season 3 will be the last of NATLS becuase i'm 2/3's of the way done and cant think of anything else more interesting to happen D)i wont addany new characters because i barely touch bases on all of the ones i have now By the way i love constructive criticism .. theres always room to get better THANX FOR WATCHiNG and commenting, and subscribing, and rating if you did any of those things, i really appreciate it okay im done lol ENJOY!! *so... im gonna do a flashback to Nelena later, but after school* -Jemi- Joe- *driving* Demi- *singing along to the radio*..i should know..that *touches joes chin* your no good for meeeeEEe...*changes stations*.. are we almost there Joe- yea just calm down Demi- im not even hyper......*leans her shoulder on the door with her hand on her chin* i hate suprises Joe- you'll love this *so eventually they get there* Joe- *helps Demi out* Demi- *speechless* Joe- you like Demi- *starring at a horse and carriage ride thats decorated all pretty with white and red roses*i love it Joe- good... nd thats not even the best part... get in Demi- *gets in and sees a big shiny box with a big bow on it...smiling really big* Joe- *sees her starring at it;;smiles* go ahead.. open it Demi- *reads the card first* Happy One Month Anniversary Babe -Love Joe *next she opens the big box which has alot of glitter and wrapping paper in it and in the middle is a small box.. so she opens it and its the bracelet that Aj nd Joe picked out at the mall a while back*Joe its beautiful*smiles nd kisses him* Joe- *puts it on her* i knew you'd like it.. Demi- i love it....okay.. *digging into her purse* your turn..*pulls out a green shimmery box* Joe- how'd you fit that in there Demi- i dunno but i'm happy it fit... here you go Joe- *opens it nd reads the card first* -Card- i could walk a mile to see your smile Wait a year to concur my fear to tell you each and every day i love you in a special way Happy Monthaversary -Dem *puts his hand over his heart* aw.. how sweet, i love you too babe Demi- *giggles* just finish opening it Joe- fine.. fine *He opens the other two boxes and in one are Sungles with metallic silver and white trim*- happy- demi where'd you find these Demi- doesnt matter... do you like them Joe- pshh.. yeah Demi- look in the inside Joe- * and in the inside it has the initials d&j is silver letters incrested into it repeatedly in sterling silver and white gold* these are amazing... *gazing at the* how'd you get that in there Demi- lets just say i have my ways Joe- these are like my favorite pair of sungles that i will ever own in life... Demi- *giggles* im happy you like them Joe- wait... this is real gold.. and silver.. these must have been expensive... i cant take them... Demi- come on Joe you have too, you cant give back a gift Joe- *exhales*...fine, i thought you forgot.. i didnt expect you to get me anything Demi- *chucles* me forget.. why joseph i'm beginning to think you dont know me to well Joe- *chuckles* oh really.. test me Demi- okay... Whats my favorite color Joe- red Demi- why? QUESTiON?? Whats Your Favorite JONAS BROTHERS song? (i know i did a song one last week but i dnt think anyone noticed it) My ANSWER Games and Take a Breath
Author: desteneed
Keywords: Demi Joe Lovato Jonas Gomez Nick Selena Not Another Teenage Love Story Season
Added: January 8, 2009
Ana/Mia thinspo
This is my first thinspo. i used images from google and photobucket that represent mia and ana. i also briefly cover self harm, which is often connected the song i used is Nothing Good Has Happened yet, by We Are The Ocean
Author: adalia4
Keywords: mia ana thinspo ocean self harm we are the ocean bracelets thin no eating
Added: January 8, 2009
Insane thankful to be out of the hospital, and alive video, from facial expressions to mick jagger, to sting, to folding clothes
i spent 10 hours in the hospital with a bowel obstruction, the hospital bracelet is on my wrist, the whole video. it was the most pointless 10 hours as my obstruction cleared on its own after 9 hours of sitting, and not eating. So i came home and the next morning i did all of this. You can see my colostomy bag the whole video, i had surgery 2 months ago.
Author: randallmclaren
Keywords: jagger sting dancing singing gerbralter humiliating heart destructiong explosions ulcerative colitis colostomy danger knife loser faggot strange random funny lol fire brittany jude google preview trailer dammit
Added: January 8, 2009
Good Times Jewelry
PR movie for goodtimesjewelry.com
Author: goodtimesbv
Keywords: Good Times Jewelry Silver Women y Rings Bracelets Pendants
Added: January 8, 2009
Metin2 PL. Bransa z bialego zlota na +9, White Gold Bracelet upgrade for +9
i recommend to watch in high quality everything can be seen clearly, Recoreder: Camstudio Editor: Windows Movie Maker Music: Siekiera - Chuj, Dupa, Kurwa, Cipa, PL: Polecam ogldac w wysokiej rozdzielczosci, wszystko pieknie widoczne, reszta info wyzej.
Author: Cwenu
Keywords: Metin2 bransa bialego zlota +9 white gold bracelet item metin2 metin items przedmioty ulepszanie upgrade game gaming record szaman mage sura warrior bm mental body wojownik woj szamanka healer dragon smok ninja monastyr cupidman
Added: January 8, 2009
M.O.P.-ANTE UP
lyric Huh (huh) huh (huh) huh (huh) huh (huh) Yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) Lil Fame: Take minks off! Take things off! Take chains off! Take rings off! Bracelets is yapped, Fame came off! (Ante Up!) Everything off! Fool what you want? We stiflin them fools Fool what you want? Your life or your jewels? The rules, (back em down) next thing, (clap em down) Respect mine we Brooklyn bound, (bound! now, (now!) Billy Danze: Brownsville, home of the brave Put in work in the street like a slave Keep rugged dress code Always in this stress mode (That shit will send you to your grave) So? You think i don't know that? (BLOW!) Nigga hold that! (BLOW!) Nigga hold that! (BLOW!) Nigga holdthat! From the street cousin, you know the drill i'm 900 and 99 thou short of a mill Chorus: Ante Up! Yap that fool! Ante Up! Kidnap that fool! it's the perfect timin, you see the man shinin Get up of them god damn diamonds! Huh! Ante Up! Yap that fool! Ante Up! Kidnap that fool! Get him (get him) get him! Hit him (hit him) hit him! Yap him! (Zap him!) Yap him! (Zap him!) Lil Fame: Them thugs you know, ain't friendly Them jewels you rock, make em envy You thinkin it's all good, you creep through a small hood Goons comin up outta cut for your goods and they all should Ante Up! Yap that fool You want big money, kidnap that fool! if you up in the club, back at your pis-tal money Catch them fools at the bar for that Cristal Money Billy Danze: The '87 stick up kids, (what you niggas sayin?) Get the up out that 740 shorty i ain't playin it's fash that thang time, (bang) bang time Ante Up! Nigga, it's game time Hand over the ring, take over the chain Gimme the in watch before i pop one in your brain Stop playin these childish games with me Represtentin 1-7-1-8, dangerously, nigga Chorus Lil Fame: i'm a street regulator, true playa hater Get back doen make yo' a mack spraya hater Things that we need, money, clothes, weed indeed Hats, food, booze, essentials, credentials Code of the streets, owners who creep Slow when you sleep, holdin the heat Put holes in your jeep, respect mine we streets it's the L-i L-F A-M (M!) E (E!) Billy Danze: Yeah, nigga Danze, gave you a chance Cuz i blazed your man, he said he was strong i had reason to believe he had some shit up his sleeve allalong (So?) you Your Honor! Check my persona! i'm strong enough for Old Gold and marijuana! i'ma do what i wanna, quiet as kept (Raise hell!) Till i was tired of stress, yes lord! Chorus Outro: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... The , the , the ... Nigga! What the , what the , what the ... Ha, what First Family, First Family... Brooklyn... Yeah!
Author: GANGRG
Keywords: ANTE UP REMiX MOP BASE MONDO SAN SiRO RAP HiP-HOP
Added: January 8, 2009
Emo, Punk and Scene Accessories-Belts/Bags/Earrings/Hair Clips/Wristbands/Bangles
http://www.mylittlehalo.bigcartel.com Great new range of emo and punk clothing accessories, including printed leather belts, studded leather belts, leather wriststraps, bangle bracelets, stud earrings, emo earrings, hair clips, hair bows, sweatbands and bags.
Author: mylittlehaloclothing
Keywords: studded leather belt emo accessories clothing accessories hair bows wristbands emo style punk accessories emo clothing punk clothing
Added: January 8, 2009
lks
Producer : Rods & Cones Director : Mahesh Bheemaraj
Author: rodsandconesfilms
Keywords: commercial lks tnagar platinum ad advertisement adfilm film horse jewels goldhouse ring bracelet chain beach gallop water slowmotion
Added: January 8, 2009
E-Dymium Bio-Magnetic Bracelet
This short video explains the key benefits of E-Dymium Bio-magnetic therapy bracelet.
Author: shahzamri
Keywords: E-Dymium Bio-magnetic therapy
Added: January 8, 2009
World Series of Poker Europe 7
Watch the full episode : http://www.xbb.tv/v2/hi/watch/premium_media/alternative_media/new_media/business_opportunities/wsop7_1/index.htm With three events over 11 days, it is the first tournament beyond Las Vegas to award prestigious WSOP bracelets. High end international players such as Phil Helmuth (11 Bracelets), Johnny Chan (10 Bracelets) and Doyle Brunson (10 Bracelets) make up the star-studded field. Sleek, y and sophisticated, London Clubs international provide a unique backdrop for World Series of Poker Europe. it is the first ever Official sanctioned tournament with international Cross-promotion and marketing via the WSOP with over £8 million in total prize money. it is the richest tournament in European history.
Author: xbbtv
Keywords: World Series of Poker Europe WSOP bracelet las vegas world champions London Club international
Added: January 7, 2009
Coach Secret Handbag - Cheap Coach Secret Handbag Online For Sale
http://www.coachsecret.com/ Coach Handbag Outlets now feature women's accessories (wallets, cosmetic cases, shoes, bracelets, scarves, belts, hats, sungles, key rings, charms, and watches), and travel items (luggage, totes, briefcases, and planners). http://www.coachsecret.com/
Author: coachsecret
Keywords: Leah Amanda Soho Madison Op Art Resort Zoe Legacy Hamptons Hamptons Vintage Bleecker Coach Ergo Patchwork Carly Signature Stripe Baby Bags coach secret
Added: January 7, 2009
calendar winner! and the grossest bracelet ever!
In The Mood (Jemi/Nelena Fan Fic) 32
Hey guys. Sorry this isn't really a chapter. i'll be putting the chapter up later. i just wanted to give you guys some info.... Jemi moments! Demi visited the boys in Texas during Xmas break! Joe and Demi (JEMi ALONE TiME!) made a mess molding clay and also played laser tag. There's also a Jemi inside joke about golden penguins. They got her a bracelet too! And there's also a moment where they talk about Demi huddled between the 3 boys during New Years in NYC. Joe talked about taking 300 polaroids a day... and talks about taking pictures of Demi. if you haven't heard the Radio Disney interview, it's hilariously cute! So much subtle Jemistry :) Part 1: watch?v=Juxb2qP7ndU Part 2: watch?v=gSaB9suDcro
Author: pheelyhsm54321
Keywords: Brothers Demi in Jemi Jemistry Joe Jonas Kevin Lovato Mood Nelena Nick OneTrueMedia Selena The
Added: January 7, 2009
Gem Essence 14.74ct Garnet Cluster Bracelet Watch
For More info or to Buy Now: http://www.hsn.com/redirect.aspx?id=il&url=http%3A//www.hsn.com/cnt/prod/default.aspx%3Fpfid%3D263564&afsrc=1&sourceid=youtube&cm_mmc=advsvc*youtube*na*263564 incite a case of florist envy with our Gem Essence Garnet Cluster Bracelet Watch. Pav-set round Brazilian garnets (approx. 3mm) line this piece's bezel before forming rows above and below a... Prices shown on the previously recorded video may not represent the current price. View hsn.com to view the current selling price. HSN item #263564
Author: HSN
Keywords: HSN Home Shopping Network Under $500 Ladies
Added: November 4, 2008
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